What Do You Think of Sarah Palin?

I'm watching Sarah Palin address the Republican National Convention. She's adorable and actually very endearing, considering that most of her views are in direct opposition to mine.

Political leanings aside, it seems a shame that it's Sarah Palin accepting her party's nomination and not Hillary Clinton. It's like the hot cheerleader winning high school class president, while the less-hot but way more ambitious and capable chick has to console herself with cold pizza in the cafeteria.

Be sure to blot your pizza first.

In an effort to not be bitter about the whole situation, I've going to try to come up with five things I like about Sarah Palin:


5. She's pretty.

Come on, she's a former Miss Alaska. You have to admit that Sarah is not only a MILF, she's a soon-to-be GILF. As the kids say, you "gotta respect."


4. She's a mom.

It's cool that Sarah got into government by joining the PTA at her kids' school, and working her way into the local political scene. This shows she has honest intentions - she's not blatantly power-hungry or silver-spoony.


3. She's got a neat accent.

I suppose her voice is just pleasant in general.

...Wow, it's hard to come up with these.


2. Her kids have wacky names.

Come on, how conservative can she be? Her kids' names are Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. That's one step away from Blanket.

Stop squirming.

1. It's not her fault.

It's true...when McCain asks you to run for VP, you say yes, regardless of how little experience you have, and how you are being used to pander to female voters. She's going to do her best...I guess...although I can't picture her running the country if McCain bites it...which is likely...and although I disagree with a lot of her views...SHIT. I promised not to get bitter.